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50shadesofdope:

When ur tryna go off on bae and he steady calling u little and cute and not taking u seriously

"

She once asked me
the name of my
favourite poet
and I replied

God

She laughed
and played along
and asked me
which one of his
works was my
absolute favourite

I said it was
the one
where he
wrote her
into existence.

"

- Nav K (via d0wntime)

(Source: some-thing-to-say, via charolay)

(Source: iraffiruse)

maurtians:

☁ glowing aliens ☁

johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Source: kristianbell, via c-a-l-i-f-o-r-n-i-a-l-o-v-e)

phuckindope:

Facts !!

presidentmikasa:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story

(via freshest-tittymilk)